I should've just studied Bankruptcy... I'm so pissed right now.

Throwback Thursday: Law School Exams

How Professors think they are:

How they really are:

When I'm studying and Buffy gets bored of her toys and wants to sit in my lap she stands next to me like

When a professor says "Good luck on your exam!" this is what I think of:

#TeamJohanna

Tia and I are going to see Catching Fire tonight!

In Tenth Grade when Becky B and I decided via passing notes in class that we were black sistas we were like

I'm going to pretend like Justice Sotomayor is a Hunger Games fan. Because... I mean... obviously.

Sotomayor says she wears a continuous blood testing device for her diabetes.  It beeps during her speech- so she asks for a sugar cube!
— Ariane de Vogue (@Arianedevogue) November 20, 2013

When I found out my ex was getting married to the Stepford Wife type he dated after me

Exams are in like two weeks

When I tell someone my favorite Bankruptcy joke

When I walk into my room after forgetting I'd cleaned it

When Alabama's defense sacked Mettenberger in LSU's closing drive three times in a row

The first time on Second Down:

The Second Time on Third Down:

The third time on Fourth Down:

Listening for one sentence quote in a hour and a half long podcast about analysing a compliance framework for my research job

When I think about the fact that I signed up for an incredibly boring no-screens class on Friday afternoon.

That guy on the radio who just said that the word "unconditionally" was difficult to say

That guy who showed up to Bankruptcy thirty minutes late

When I try to talk to people who aren't law students