I just got my first case but the ADA said that it was a loser and I'm not exactly sure how I'm going to prove anything that anyone said happened

The difference between Buffy and me when we wake up

I'll like:

And she's all:

It's my birthday!

#25

When no one volunteered to do their opening statement and Professor T. was about to call on someone

When I got to school this evening to go to Trial Ad and found out that school had been canceled for the second Thursday in a row because of winter weather and there was no snow or ice anywhere to be found