When someone, anyone gets into a stupid argument with me

When someone says I should marry a Catholic person because it will make it easier on "the children"

Riding with my brother on the old dirt and gravel road up to the shooting range

How I feel when someone sends me any sort of multi-media text message

How I feel after shooting any sort of firearm

Hugging a person I've just met instead of shaking hands

That time I talked to Dad after my boyfriend broke up with me

When I see a funny GIF

How I felt about the person that shot off screamer fireworks at 3:30am somewhere in the vicinity of where I was camping

When some 20 year old guy messages me on OKCupid to tell me we have something in common because he plans on going to law school in the future