When someone tries to cite natural law in some discussion with me

When it's Prof. M.:

 When it's anyone else.:

I just watched a three hour bar prep video that was supposed to teach me how to take a law school exam. What have I been doing the last three years?

Day Two of Contracts

Contracts Day for Bar Review

When someone asks what I'm doing this weekend.

My last semester of law school I had a 4.0. Just ignore the fact that I only took one class that wasn't pass/fail.

When Buffy had an allergic reaction to her vaccination

The job I had lined up fell through and now I have to look for another one.

Turning in my last school paper EVER.

I still have 37 more words to put into my Symposium Paper to reach the word minimum. I literally have nothing else to say. Whatever happened to word economy?