When the job that said it was between me and another person but they gave it to the other person called to ask if I was still looking for employment (probably because the other person didn't work out) two weeks after starting my job.

Guess who has two thumbs and just got hired as an Assistant District Attorney?

When I say "I'll call you when I know something," but my client hears "Call me every other day to ask for an update on your case."

When the guy interviewing me for a job says something sexist, but I'm trying to impress him so....

When the lady who brought her giant sized dog over to the under 35 lbs side of the dog park said she didn't want to use the big dog side of the park because it had a small mud hole.

When the client that had been a jerk to me every time I talked to him told the judge he was very satisfied with me as his attorney

When a client calls me sweetheart

When I tell an adult to go to a website by giving them the URL and they google it instead of just typing in the URL

When my cousin's friend who might be able to help me get a real job called me in the middle of my work out.

Buffy picked up a virus while boarding at the vet.