I'm super glad that I got to work at 7:45 on a day the office is closed to do the bond hearings and they pushed the hearings back two hours.

When the defendant thought he was smarter than me so he appeared pro se and I won the trial because I actually know the rules of evidence.

When we worked until 4:00 in the morning finishing up indictments.

When I met an actual other person in Baldwin County who also likes Bernie Sanders.

It's like crazy Republican here. I talked to someone who actually thinks Trump would be a good President.

When they sent me to a training [for cases I don't even handle] that lasted all day and I had to stay up super late prepping my trial docket for the next day.

When I had to nol prosse a felony

Reading the handwritten witness statements in Grand Jury files.

When the job that said it was between me and another person but they gave it to the other person called to ask if I was still looking for employment (probably because the other person didn't work out) two weeks after starting my job.

Guess who has two thumbs and just got hired as an Assistant District Attorney?

When I say "I'll call you when I know something," but my client hears "Call me every other day to ask for an update on your case."