"Guess what, I know you think you're a lawyer now, but turns out you have to pay an occupational license fee of $325 to actually be a lawyer. What? We failed to inform you of this before you spent thousands of dollars on the bar exam thinking you were done paying us money? Oh, you're still thousands of dollars in debt from going to law school? And you don't have a job yet? Ha, sorry not sorry." -- Alabama Bar Association