"Guess what, I know you think you're a lawyer now, but turns out you have to pay an occupational license fee of $325 to actually be a lawyer. What? We failed to inform you of this before you spent thousands of dollars on the bar exam thinking you were done paying us money? Oh, you're still thousands of dollars in debt from going to law school? And you don't have a job yet? Ha, sorry not sorry." -- Alabama Bar Association

I'm submitting applications to get Bar admission in a couple more states with my UBE score and it's $50 just to have my score sent to one state, that doesn't count the application fees

You can call me Esquire

Two more days.

Still another week to wait until Bar results

Losing a misdemeanor trial

My first one:

Now:

When the defendant (who is apparently a lawyer too) tried to talk her way out of one of her tickets by asking me to "nol pros" it.

When I said I wouldn't because the offer I gave was very reasonable:

But in my mind I was like:

 

When the defense attorney today made a motion for acquittal and I literally had no argument against it.

School is starting soon but there isn't any more school for me to do.