The story of my life right now as told by Taylor Swift gifs

When I see a hot guy:

When I see someone else I know has gotten engaged:

When I see a puppy:

When I see a job posting for a District Attorney's Office:

When I call a potential employer to see if they've made a decision

When my brother said he was a feminist but then disagreed that a pay gap existed

My new iPhone fell into the pool so I jumped in to get it in the 50 degree weather.

When I got an e-mail saying it was between me and another person for a job and they gave it to the other person because they already live there

When my friend's mom said there was an opening at a DA's office in the state

But she had read the advertisement wrong so...

When I e-mail an employer after an interview

When I hear my phone ring

Normally:

When I'm waiting for a job to call:

While I'm looking for a job I'm volunteering at a Legal Help Desk for low income people one day a week. It's funny because I would qualify for their services.

"Guess what, I know you think you're a lawyer now, but turns out you have to pay an occupational license fee of $325 to actually be a lawyer. What? We failed to inform you of this before you spent thousands of dollars on the bar exam thinking you were done paying us money? Oh, you're still thousands of dollars in debt from going to law school? And you don't have a job yet? Ha, sorry not sorry." -- Alabama Bar Association